December 2011
63 posts
Anonymous asked: wazzup
1 tag
Watchexpecting this tmrw
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
5 tags
there’s a boy on my bed wat do I do stay kool Lisa dont fart
Cute boy walks by me
Me:
*the one that got away by katy perry plays in background*
me: who wants to kiss me on midnight on new years
everyone:
me tomorrow morning
mom: hey hun good morning
me: illuminati
mom: what
me: 9/11
mom: .. do you want eggs?
me: corruption
mom: poptarts...?
me: were being watched
mom:
me:
mom:
me: ................ umbrella ella ella ay ay ay
scenefromabook:
I can’t tell if the puberty family came a bit late and finally granted me with an ass, or if I’m just getting fat.
whatever i like my booty
maybe you’ll get taller
3 tags
empty-places:
parisquilton:
empty-places:
parisquilton:
its not defending freedom of speech if what youre defending is shittalk about someones party
its just shit-talking if u think a theme is retarded? i do too lol.
except you go out and tell me. you dont fucking tweet about it without mentioning names
lol well at that point she already was removed from the event so that fueled...
1 tag
empty-places:
parisquilton:
its not defending freedom of speech if what youre defending is shittalk about someones party
its just shit-talking if u think a theme is retarded? i do too lol.
except you go out and tell me. you dont fucking tweet about it without mentioning names
1 tag
its not defending freedom of speech if what youre defending is shittalk about someones party
i'm excited for new year's eve
empty-places:
scenefromabook:
a) to get drunk.
b) to make my status “Now that 2011 is over, I’d like to confess that…”
YES I AM ONE OF THOSE
lisagluz may uninvite me bc i stood up for kepyyy’s freedom of speech!
i like a) except that better be from your own supply
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
coagulates:
i can’t tell what drake has more of
feelings or eyebrows
akejay:
parisquilton:
akejay:
i got assassin’s creed for christmas
ass ass in creed
2ass in creed
ass² in creed
ass
stfu ur jewish
ik santa just loves me anyway :)
IS THIS PAM OR JAKE WHAT IS GOING ON
akejay:
i got assassin’s creed for christmas
ass ass in creed
2ass in creed
ass² in creed
ass
stfu ur jewish
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink6[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Watchwarchief:
C’mon Scoob
manwithpenis:
theprincessdiana:
neopiacentral:
remember wild n out with nick cannon
remember nick cannon
nope
This year I
-didn’t get into the tennis team
-got the hardest chemistry teacher in our school
-was forced to take spanish honors which is seriously bringing down my average
-didn’t get into the play i wanted to get into
-got into a play that wouldn’t allow me to do lacrosse
-now am unable to do lacrosse
-didn’t get an award in mc. idk i just really thought i would and it was such...
trying not to break down crying in Spanish but its not really working out
unfollowed jamjars
its gonna be a good year
Watchtlyudacris:
the best video in the world wide web hands down
#FreeShadrackAndTheMandam
Aww shit
